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800 Killed in Karachi this Year!

August 5, 2011 Leave a comment

KARACHI: Ethnic and politically linked violence in Karachi has killed 800 people so far this year, Human Rights Commission of Pakistan said Friday.

About 800 people have been the victims of violent shootings in the last seven months,” Zohra Yusuf, chairwoman of the HRCP, told AFP. The HRCP previously said 490 people were killed in the first six months of the year and on Friday that another 300 people died in July.

“The figures compiled by our staff and the death toll for the last month confirmed by the police shows the number of victims of violence was not less than 300,” Yusuf said.

The government has campaigned to end the clashes and deployed hundreds of additional police and paramilitary forces in the city, but the killings have continued with 58 people reported dead in five days alone this week.

HCRP says the violence in Karachi is the deadliest since 1995, when more than 900 killings were reported in the first half of the year.

30 Rules for Survival in Pakistan

June 15, 2011 Leave a comment

1.  If you are already filthy, and ridiculously rich, go directly to instruction number nine.

2.  If you do not think you can ever be rich living here, just die.

3.  If you are willing to do anything to be rich, please continue reading.

4.  Now that we have established that being rich is of the utmost importance, let’s review some steps on how to get there.

5.  Start early in life – lying is a good way to start. It can be your cornerstone for other things to come.

6.  Lie, cheat and steal. Schools are the best place to practice these attributes. Be as good as you can be at these. They will come in handy in the future.

7.  Be very clear in your mind, that whatever profession you choose or whatever you do in life should have only one purpose: to be filthy rich.

8.  If you think you have any other purpose in life, just die.

9. The poor don’t matter. They are only a figment of some people’s imagination.

10. Remember: All rules can be broken, twisted and manipulated in any way you want. You just have to be at the right post to do that.

11. It is okay to murder. It is not really a crime in this country. Blasphemy on the other hand might get you some whipping so that is a no-no.

12. Loans are not actually loans. They are free takeaways. They come with a no return policy.

13. The higher the post you occupy, the more it becomes your moral obligation to commit bigger crimes.

14. If you feel you are lagging behind in popularity, form a political party. (Free tip for naming your party: Doesn’t matter what you name it, just have ‘Pakistan’ somewhere in there.)

15. Bribes are only bribes if taken by people you don’t know.

16. Being a Maulvi grants you an added advantage of making up whatever rubbish you want to about religion.

17. Be very clear about your provincial background. If you don’t belong to any of the provinces and don’t think they mean more to you than the whole country itself, just die.

18. It is okay to make friends who are just as morally dead as you are. We are all going to hell anyway.

19. Don’t worry about going to college. A degree is a degree, be it fake or real.

20. If an opportunity presents itself to make money illegally, we all pity the fool who is left behind.

21. Traffic rules are for driving schools and senior citizens.

22. It is compulsory for you to buy the latest Land Cruiser, tint it up and leave off the number plates.

23. Have a Police mobile escort or two with you at all times. Also, it’s okay to drive on the wrong side of the road with your motorcade whenever you please.

24. By now if you’re finding it hard to keep up, just die.

25. If you have kids, and you love them, then make sure you do not send them to a university in this country.

26. When you feel you have amassed enough money by hook or by crook, amass some more.

27. You absolutely cannot live in a house or mansion whose size is less than 1,000 square yards.

28. If you feel you have reached a point where you have bent every rule and bribed everyone you could have bribed and still your work isn’t getting done, remember, there is always someone out there who can be bribed.

29. If traffic does not need to be held at a standstill for you to move around the city, then you have wasted your life.

30. If you felt you’re nothing like the people mentioned in these instructions and you still live in Pakistan, just die.

Osama is Alive

May 28, 2011 Leave a comment

“Justice has been done” President Obama proudly proclaims in a dramatic announcement at the white house. Osama Bin laden is dead. The face of terror lives no more. The world rejoices, satiated. However the tingle in me is unstoppable and I’m urged to report parallel news. Related, Unrelated. You decide.

News channels reporting Osama’s death –  I got a call from my friend and we set out to meet the aggrieved wife of his friend. Her husband is missing. Abdul Shakoor Methiwala. He was in Pakistan to pay tribute to his murgi who died in unfortunate circumstances last year in Pakistan. As he tells her story, the name rings a bell and on asking he confirms.

Remember Noora the murgiwala.

No. Or better still remember the adorable Osama from the movie “Tere Bin Laden”. Yes!! he is missing.” Tong” the bell in my mind rings. On questioning he adds he was in Abbottabad. Another Tong. And then he gives away another piece of interesting information as he remembers him” He loved to make a fool of himself and amuse people. Woh apni Osamawali daadi (beard) aur mooch(mustache) bhi leke gaya tha. Just to amuse his nephew” The bell in my mind   rings unstoppably.

I requested to speak to his nephew on the phone he innocently said “I was visiting my friends place with chacha. Chacha had worn Osamawali daadi and mooch to frighten my friend. We were on my way when I went to make “susu” and Chacha had disappeared”. The bell in my mind broke and there was a huge clang. My friend further added that he could not even kill a makhi.

A meeting with weird information. I link the pieces together and think the unthinkable.

a.Abdul Shakoor Methiwala goes missing looking like Obama from Abbottabad, Pakistan.

b.CIA team tracks Osama and kills him in Abbottabad,Pakistan.

c.Was it easy to kill an Osama who could hijack planes and blow off buildings in 40 mins flat.

d. Was it not easy to kill “Makhi nahi marnewala” Abdul Shakoor Methiwala.

 

Osama Bin Laden is alive

 

 

 

Facts that can be considered:

1)      If Osama is Dead then why we don’t have any images or proof of it provided by US army?

2)      Why US army cremated Osama secretly?

3)      For a person like Osama there were only 4 security guards in his home in Pakistan?

4)      What if Osama was dead long back and US once got confirmed about the information arranged this fake attack to show their supremacy?

5)      Did you see any afghanistani crying or mourning on any social media channel?

6)      How can US air attack any place in Pakistan without being caught on radars and without any permission of Pakistani officials? Isn’t it a question on Pakistan’s sovereign status?

7)      The pictures of dead Osama flooding all over internet is fake and photoshopped?

 

 

I don’t know. I may be wrong. One may ask what about the DNA test that USA did. You answer your own question. Can’t America go to any extent to prove themselves?

Where is Abdul Shakoor Methiwala?

Osama dead. Fine.

But which one  –  Real or Fake  –  Is terror still alive  –   I don’t know I may be wrong.

Think about it!

Revenge of Osama’s Death?

May 24, 2011 2 comments

“It was the revenge of martyrdom of Osama bin Laden. It was the proof that we are still united and powerful,” Taliban spokesman Ehsanullah Ehsan told Reuters by telephone from an undisclosed location.

 

First of all! Osama is not dead. This is just another drama made by USA Govt. When I was in school, I heard in news that Osama is dead, then again in 2011 I heard that Osama is dead.

 

What all is this!      Is this is bloody Start Plus Drama that Osama gets dead every season.

 

I got a text from my friend that Osama got killed 3 times by US Govt. Stop this! Even the STAR PLUS DRAMAS don’t kill their characters thrice. 😛

 

Actually, acoording to me Osama is not dead. He is a person who can’t be dead. I am not  a spokesman or a spy or any other. These are just my thoughts that Osama is not dead. Many reason and explanations are their that US must give that Osama is dead!

 

Why did the Navy Seals didn’t showed up the dead body of Osama!

 

I heard that all the personnel including Obama (Not Usama) and Hillary Clinton were watching the whole operation live. Then why didn’t they showed up a video related to this operation. They would have exposed few snaps or a video of 1 min. At least they should provide a single proof for this operation. But they didn’t and they can’t! Because Osama is still alive and once again after 10 years from now you will again hear that Osama is killed.

 

Not speaking and telling that Osama is dead means nothing. Even for a small incident , a court asks for proof and in this case they have no proof! No no body and nothing!

 

Osama was living in Abottabad for over 5 years and no one knew about it and and he was living in one of the most secure place near the PMA (Pakistan Military Academy). No one again knew about him! How this could be possible. I dont believe this!

 

Think about it!

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