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Social networking leads to sex faster

May 29, 2011 Leave a comment

Facebook, texting and other social networking tools make new couples to jump into bed faster, reveals a new US survey.

According that third annual sex survey by Shape and Men’s Fitness magazines , nearly four out of five women and three of five men say that digital intimacy leads to having sex faster, reports a foreign news agency.

However, only 38 per cent of women said they have actually slept with a date any sooner because of online intimacy.

Smart phones and laptops are the new toys that lead to the bedroom, it said, with nearly 80 per cent of women and 58 per cent of men saying social media tools leads to sex faster.

Moreover, texting is the topmost way lovers keep in touch, with men texting 39 per cent more often than calling and women 150 per cent more.

As many as 65 percent of those polled said they had been asked out by text and 49 percent through a Facebook message.

And as soon as the relationship clicks, 72 per cent of women reported scouring a current partner’s ex-girlfriends’ Facebook pages.

Even in the heat of passion, some people just can’t get enough of their digital devices, the survey found.

When a call or text comes in during sex, five per cent of respondents said they glance to see who is calling and one per cent said they stop to answer the phone.

And when the spark is extinguished, digital dumping is the new way to break up, with 43 per cent of women and 27 per cent of men reporting getting a text along the lines of “It’s not you, it’s me.”

For the heartbroken, the Internet keeps hope alive, with 81 per cent of all respondents saying they won’t de-friend an ex on Facebook and 75 per cent admitting to constantly checking a former sweetheart’s page.

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Osama is Alive

May 28, 2011 Leave a comment

“Justice has been done” President Obama proudly proclaims in a dramatic announcement at the white house. Osama Bin laden is dead. The face of terror lives no more. The world rejoices, satiated. However the tingle in me is unstoppable and I’m urged to report parallel news. Related, Unrelated. You decide.

News channels reporting Osama’s death –  I got a call from my friend and we set out to meet the aggrieved wife of his friend. Her husband is missing. Abdul Shakoor Methiwala. He was in Pakistan to pay tribute to his murgi who died in unfortunate circumstances last year in Pakistan. As he tells her story, the name rings a bell and on asking he confirms.

Remember Noora the murgiwala.

No. Or better still remember the adorable Osama from the movie “Tere Bin Laden”. Yes!! he is missing.” Tong” the bell in my mind rings. On questioning he adds he was in Abbottabad. Another Tong. And then he gives away another piece of interesting information as he remembers him” He loved to make a fool of himself and amuse people. Woh apni Osamawali daadi (beard) aur mooch(mustache) bhi leke gaya tha. Just to amuse his nephew” The bell in my mind   rings unstoppably.

I requested to speak to his nephew on the phone he innocently said “I was visiting my friends place with chacha. Chacha had worn Osamawali daadi and mooch to frighten my friend. We were on my way when I went to make “susu” and Chacha had disappeared”. The bell in my mind broke and there was a huge clang. My friend further added that he could not even kill a makhi.

A meeting with weird information. I link the pieces together and think the unthinkable.

a.Abdul Shakoor Methiwala goes missing looking like Obama from Abbottabad, Pakistan.

b.CIA team tracks Osama and kills him in Abbottabad,Pakistan.

c.Was it easy to kill an Osama who could hijack planes and blow off buildings in 40 mins flat.

d. Was it not easy to kill “Makhi nahi marnewala” Abdul Shakoor Methiwala.

 

Osama Bin Laden is alive

 

 

 

Facts that can be considered:

1)      If Osama is Dead then why we don’t have any images or proof of it provided by US army?

2)      Why US army cremated Osama secretly?

3)      For a person like Osama there were only 4 security guards in his home in Pakistan?

4)      What if Osama was dead long back and US once got confirmed about the information arranged this fake attack to show their supremacy?

5)      Did you see any afghanistani crying or mourning on any social media channel?

6)      How can US air attack any place in Pakistan without being caught on radars and without any permission of Pakistani officials? Isn’t it a question on Pakistan’s sovereign status?

7)      The pictures of dead Osama flooding all over internet is fake and photoshopped?

 

 

I don’t know. I may be wrong. One may ask what about the DNA test that USA did. You answer your own question. Can’t America go to any extent to prove themselves?

Where is Abdul Shakoor Methiwala?

Osama dead. Fine.

But which one  –  Real or Fake  –  Is terror still alive  –   I don’t know I may be wrong.

Think about it!

Expensive Education – A horror film!

May 28, 2011 Leave a comment

Money making machines! What can I say. Just money making machines are these institutions. Either they are schools or they are colleges or they are Universities. All these institutions in private sectors are money making machines. They get out the last drop of money from the students for their education. This is bearable for all those families who are landlords or big hot shots, who have lands and property in Sindh or Punjab and getting earned from them.

But what about the middle class families. The inflation has gone so much high that the education for a single student is unbearable. I just figured this out when I passed out and did my Bachelors. Although I did my bachelors from a Government University, one and only the University of Karachi. It was not too expensive but when I turned out for further studies in a private institution I cried out when I saw their fees structures.

 

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooow… Give me break!


These fees are so much high that only a big shot can handle it. Not a person from middle class family. Their are other expenses other than education. This includes transport fares, they daily eating and then also hanging out with friends, you must have to be social and then it comes to the semester fees. The main and the big problem. If you are on a job then you can pay, otherwise it is totally impossible!
I went to a Private Institution name MAJU (Mohammad Ali Jinnah University) for admissions. First buy the admission form worth 1000/- PKR. Then give the entrance test, the if got failed, u can give another entry test, again worth 1000/- PKR, and again and again you are failed. You can also apply for the third time and then a simple interview, they will try their level best to offer you the maximum courses so as to get maximum payment from you (remember what I said, they will get out the lost drop of money).

All of this information I got from one of the employees of that institution.HuH! No one is committed to their institution where they work. Everyone is running madly after this MONEY ! and What can I say, in this world nothing is possible without money!

Just ignore it or face the real world!

Think about it!

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